Interview: Faye

Note: This interview was done for no particular reason. The questions were thought up of randomly. This interview was done over Yahoo! Instant Messanger, and will be presented in that format.

If you are offended by anything you read, you have my apologies for my bad question-making-up skills, but you are not to go bother Faye about it.

In other words, deal with it.

Thank you.

~Rosiel

Rosiel Leonhardt: If Nietzsche were to go to Heaven when he died, what do you think God would have said to him?

Faye: I suppose if I were God, I'd just say "Well, fuck you!" But I doubt God would say fuck you.

Rosiel Leonhardt: But why would He say that, then?

Faye: Because I'd be all "Haha you were wrong. You suck." *Happy dance of God*

Rosiel Leonhardt: In your opinion, why can't humans find a common ground and live peacefully, even though we understand that we'll eventually kill ourselves if we don't?

Faye: It's hard to pinpoint one reason that I would want to say. There are many reasons. Fear, the natural feeling many people have to fight and survive, some rivelries are ancient and ingrained in people's minds.

Rosiel Leonhardt: Do you think humans will be able to stop themselves, or will we all blow ourselves into Oblivion?

Faye: I'm inclined to believe the second option. Humans are self-destructive in more then one way. Some are not avoidable, either.

Rosiel Leonhardt: If you were part of a culture that frequently ate dogs and cats, would you be able to have one as a pet?

Faye: That's too hard to answer. I don't come from a culture that does and I've grown up with cats and dogs always with me. The only way I know to think is "I love them" I can't even imagine eating a cat or a dog.

Rosiel Leonhardt: If you came into the sudden possession of a pet penguin, what would you name him or her?

Faye: I suppose that would depend upon the penguin... Maybe... Something cheesy that rhymed with penguin. Or some obnoxiously long name, dissproportionate to the size of the penguin... All really grand names... That's always fun. William Ceaser Alexander Neville Ferguson Campbell Morgan and insert my last name at the time. That took a long time to come up with. I had to use google. xD

Rosiel Leonhardt: What comes to mind when you hear the words, "Psychotic Gecko"?

Faye: Geico.

Rosiel Leonhardt: Why?

Faye: Because of the Geico Gecko.

Rosiel Leonhardt: He's psychotic?

Faye: That depends on how you view a talking gecko with an accent who does commercials and sells car insurance... And drive a tiny car. But honestly, gecko = geico so easily, I barely consider the psychotic part.

Rosiel Leonhardt: Who is your favorite author in the Horror/Suspense genre?

Faye: I don't have one. I don't know it well enough.

Rosiel Leonhardt: What about Stephen King?

Faye: I like Stephen King, but I don't really know enough authors who write that sort of thing to say he's my favorite.

Rosiel Leonhardt: If you were a character in one of his stories, would you be one of the characters that died, or one of the characters that lived?

Faye: I think I'd rather be one that died. Get it all over with. Besides, it's more fun.

Rosiel Leonhardt: How would you die?

Faye: I'd hope in some noteworthy way.

Rosiel Leonhardt: How would you react if you woke up one day to find yourself the opposite sex of what you are?

Faye: I'd probably be fucking scared to death. Firstly, I'd have to try to accept that it was possible to wake up suddenly the opposite sex, then I'd have to accept I was. Much yelling and cursing. I like being female. I like my boobs. I wouldn't be pleased.

Rosiel Leonhardt: What if I were to hit on you while you were in that state?

Faye: Well I just dont' know what I'd do or say. Normally I'd flirt. xD Because I am a flirt. But as a guy? I don't know if I'd even be able to function. xD

Rosiel Leonhardt: What would you do with me if by some weird legal binding, it turned out that I was your slave for life, and there was nothing I could do to get out of it?

Faye: I'm assuming I wouldn't be able to choose to free you myself... I'd not treat you as a slave. It would be like a fake title.

Rosiel Leonhardt: Suppose that I was required to stay with you, in order to perform whatever tasks were assigned to me, and since I am unable to get a job in that situation, you had to feed me and clothe me?

Faye: Then I would. I wouldn't really expect anything [from you].

Rosiel Leonhardt: I'm sure that I would have to do some work so that the expense of keeping me around would be worth it. I eat a lot.

Faye: That's alright. >.<